Monday, March 30, 2009

lost a couple hours of my life -

Just another day in a crazy life. I’ve always heard of it happening but never really understood it.

Went out drinking with friends…had two Cadillac margaritas that I didn’t even finish…went to another bar to go dancing…had a double shot of Long Island Iced Tea…a shot of some concoction the bartender made…and then another glass of Long Island…and then I remember dancing…and dancing…and the next thing I know I’m waking up in my bed with throw up all over me and the bed. Ewww. (I know…it sounds grossly horrible)

Grabe.

Had no recollection whatsoever on how I got into bed. Let alone walking from the bar to my friend’s car and then out of the car and into my apartment! Homygad. Thank GOD aside from losing my wits I only lost my driver’s license.

Next day I went into work fearing the worst…I wonder what kind of drunken tales my friends are about to tell me. But then the worst comment I got was, “oh my god sue, you were such a funny mess last night…” --- worst thing about that comment, was that I don’t even remember seeing him that night!

Whatever happened to those couple of hourse of my life, I may never know.

I’m never binge-drinking again.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Of Dirty Minds...

Found myself waiting for the elevator to go up to my office...

Door opened, and I stepped in...

Guy in the elevator says, "I'm going down"...

Me..."Oh".

Haha.

My Two Cents...

  1. Is it in bad taste to like LMFAO songs?
  2. I hate auto-flush toilets – they are the bane of my existence.
  3. Confessions of a Shopaholic girl is an all too familiar character. It’s scary.
  4. Ipod is the consumer’s devil. Coz once you get it, you can’t stop tweaking it! (armband accessory, car accessories, protective accessories, and then there’s iTunes…argh!)
  5. I saw an ad somewhere about the shoe that’s an anti-shoe. Uhm, hello? Am I not looking at a shoe? (check out MBT shoes)
  6. Guys who can wear super skinny jeans baffle me. I know guys who wear a size-29 in women’s jeans and here I am thinking “are the boys breathing?”
  7. Who the f* would want to eat a vegan chocolate cake? That’s like eating pizza without the grease…or drinking Coke without the fizz…or eating fried eggs without the oil…or eating sinigang without the asim…or…(believe me I can keep going)
  8. ‘Cheap is the new chic’ headline on CNN. How being able to shop for cheap stuff is “the new black”…how to look cool in a recession. (I’ve always loved the brighter side of things)
  9. Drinking two (or 3) tall glasses of beer and smoking a cigarette when on a health mission is the best cheating I’ve done in my life!