Another Hare-Brained Idea - The Master Cleanse

WISH ME LUCK!!!

Alright, since I got some major excess baggage after the Holiday-binge-eating season....thought I'd do the Master Cleanse. A lot of my friends swear by it...Beyonce swears by it...my bosses swear by it...and hopefully so shall I. I figured that a lemon diet cannot kill me in TEN days.

Adios, solid food for ten days.

So today I went to the nearest organic food store...and grabbed the essentials:

1. Organic Grade-B Maple Syrup
2. Non-Iodized Sea Salt
3. Laxative Tea
4. Cayenne Pepper - Powdered
5. LEMONS

So right now, I am at 1xx lbs (i'm never gonna tell...hehe)...we'll see how much i'll weigh in ten days. (if i'm still alive and not frothing at the mouth from hunger....hehehe...).

To my friends who are wondering if this works...I will gladly be your guinea pig and test this MASTER CLEANSE...who knows, I might have Beyonce's body by then. (dream dream dream)